Michael McCollor is a writer and comedian who's written for 22 Words and Smosh. He talks about video games on the podcast Video Games: A Comedy Show and streams video games on Twitch (Check them out here: https://www.twitch.tv/michaelmccollor.
How To Tell Which One Of Your Exotic Birds Ate Your Jewels
By god, those jewels must be found!
Should You Show Your Girlfriend The Cool Drawings You Made of Spider-Man?
‘I’m not good at hands.’
What Your ‘Mario Maker 2’ Levels Say About Your Relationship With Your Parents
All The Champions Brock Lesnar Tried To Cash In On Before Seth Rollins
That briefcase works for ANY championship.
We Regret To Inform You That Diddy Kong Has Sold Out
He now works at a mid-level corporate acquisitions firm.
3 Places To Build A BioShock City Devoted To Your Corrosive Right-Wing Ideals
Like deep inside a mountain!
An Oral History of John Cena’s Worst Make-A-Wish Visit
It truly couldn’t have gone worse.
The Rock Just Revealed That His Belly Button Gets Infected VERY Easily
He calls it “the people’s infection.”
Philosopher Immanuel Kant is Coming to ‘Tekken 7’
Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.
A Guide To Grieving All The Yoshis You’ve Killed
The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.
This Maid Service Has To Tell You They Love You While They Clean
Words of affirmation cost extra.
I Don’t Think I Want Bray Wyatt To Be My Son’s Godfather Anymore
My wife isn’t thrilled either.
Creationists Group Does Not Believe Luchasaurus Is Real
‘The Earth was created in six days, and Luchasaurus was not a part of it.’
What Your Favorite Pro Wrestlers Are Getting Each Other For Christmas This Year!
Pro wrestlers LOVE the holidays!
I Think I’m Done Going To Escape Rooms With Braun Strowman
I’m serious this time.
Mundane Places Where Goldberg Accidentally Knocked Himself Out
The list is longer than you’d think.
Rusev Gets Revenge By Fucking Bobby Lashley’s Lat Pulldown Machine
It’s the thing Bobbly Lashley loves most.
Is Your Tall Neighbor Plotting Against You Up There In The Sky?
Find out what he’s up to once and for all.
Why Won’t Zoos Let You Ride Animals Like In ‘Donkey Kong Country’?
There’s literally no downside.
The Red Belt Is On The Blue Show. COLORS MEAN NOTHING NOW!!
Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!
4 Times Brock Lesnar Definitely Fell In Love During A Match
Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.
How To Make Your ‘Outer Worlds’ Character The Kind Of Guy Amanda Might Be Into
It’s worth a shot!
The Winner Of Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury Gets To Keep The Loser’s Hands
WWE is apparently attempting to “raise the stakes.”
Off The Top Of My Head, Here’s What I Think ‘Death Stranding’s’ Going To Be About
Because it could literally be about fucking anything.
Wait, Can Vampires Fly? Is That Part Of Their Deal?
The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.
A Guide For First-Time Fathers Who Are Also Frankensteins
Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.
Interior Decorating Tips For Anyone Living In The Hollowed-Out Carcass Of A Bear
Make that bear a home.
WWE Scrambles To Resurrect André The Giant At Saudi Prince’s Request
Vince McMahon is reportedly “very stressed.”
We Talked To A Sex Therapist About Their Favorite ‘Friday The 13th’ Kills
It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.
‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Is FAR Too Scary For Me And My Highly Sensitive Boys
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
Kofi Kingston Is ‘Frantically Checking Items Off His Bucket List’ Before Brock Lesnar Match
‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.
‘The Office’ Is Like An Old Friend … But Then We Hooked Up
Things are so awkward now.
What’s It Going To Take To Get You Into A Hell In A Cell Today?
Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.
So You’re Lost During A Horseback Ride: When Exactly Is It Okay To Eat The Horse?
Six hours? Seven?
Make Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend Easier By Thinking Of It Like A Boss Fight
Put in the code for infinite empathy.
Should You Visit That Alternate Universe Where You’re A God?
There’s a LOT to consider.