What Your Favorite Pro Wrestlers Are Getting Each Other For Christmas This Year!
Sure, the brutish musclemen and women of professional wrestling make their living beating the crap out of each other, but that doesn’t mean they don’t want to show how much they care during the holidays! Here’s what your favorite pro wrestlers are getting each other for Christmas this year!
The Fiend is giving Vince McMahon wallet-boners! Just a couple of PPVs into his title reign and the “Eater of Worlds” has the title of “top merchandise mover” in the palm of his “Hurt & Heal” gloved hands (just $19.99 on shop.wwe.com)! Seriously, every item branded with this scary murder clown won’t stop selling.
The Undisputed Era
The four-man team currently dominating NXT already has everything they want—they fulfilled their championship destiny and won, like, all of NXT’s titles. So members Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, and Roderick Strong all went in on a real guitar for Kyle O’Reilly, who has been playing an imaginary guitar in the ring for years. Of course, O’Reilly was truly touched by his friends’ gesture, and, with tears in his eyes, promised he wouldn’t turn on them for at least another six months.
The Hounds of Justice are down a member this year, as Dean Ambrose left WWE to become Jon Moxley in AEW. But that doesn’t mean Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns were going to cancel their annual Secret Shield Santa tradition. Roman got Seth some really cool CrossFit gloves, and Seth got Roman the Becky Lynch cover of WWE 2K20. Then they stood in the snow and solemnly held out their fists, sadly one fist shy of a Shield Fist Bump.
A.J. Styles and the “Good Brothers” Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows all got each other the same thing—gift cards for beer. Without fail, when each member of the group opened their gift, they exclaimed, “Heheh yeahhh, all riiight” and “2 Sweeted” each other for six straight hours.
“The Showoff,” one of the best athletes and workers of his generation, has given a truly selfless gift, offering the best years of his physical and performing prime in going-nowhere-tag-team partnerships and jobbing out to everyone.
The Smackdown Women’s Champion gifted her fellow wrestlers (and the world) with a brand new haircut this year. This may not sound like a lot, but you’ve sure enjoyed talking about it, haven’t you?
Fabian Aichner, Marcel Barthel, and Alexander Wolfe gave WALTER
Mein Kampf … thick slabs of overcooked meat and whiskey. However, it wasn’t for Christmas. They must pay tribute to WALTER every fortnight, lest he physically destroy them. And WALTER gave Fabian Aichner, Marcel Barthel, and Alexander Wolfe the same gift he gives them every year: his continued mercy.
The Rhodes Bros: Cody & Dustin
AEW Stars and wrestling royalty Cody and Dustin Rhodes are giving blood. A lot of it. Just everywhere.
Tune in next week to find out which Christmas carols your favorite pro wrestlers will be singing this year!