Rusev Gets Revenge By Fucking Bobby Lashley’s Lat Pulldown Machine
It’s the thing Bobbly Lashley loves most.
I’m A Doctor And Vince McMahon’s Grapefruit-Sized Testicles Are Not Normal
He should seek medical attention immediately.
Professional Wrestling Moves To Help You Get What You Want On Black Friday
Just make sure mall security is no where nearby!
I Mistook Gobbledy Gooker For A Real Turkey And Had The Best Thanksgiving Ever
I was in a hurry, okay!
The Red Belt Is On The Blue Show. COLORS MEAN NOTHING NOW!!
Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!
Where Are They Now: Triple H’s Long Hair
His luscious locks were a wrestling-world staple for decades.
We Met The Safety Inspector Of Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Funhouse, And It Wasn’t Good
Boy, were there a lot of hazards!
4 Times Brock Lesnar Definitely Fell In Love During A Match
Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.
The Winner Of Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury Gets To Keep The Loser’s Hands
WWE is apparently attempting to “raise the stakes.”
5 Times Jim Cornette Was A Pretty Chill Dude—As Told By Vince Russo
Like that time he loaned me a pen.
WWE Publicist Switches To Mainlining Xanax For Next Crown Jewel PPV
It’s just ‘to get him through the week.’
Eric Bischoff’s Greatest Accomplishments As Executive Director Of SmackDown
He figured out the coffee machine!
WWE Scrambles To Resurrect André The Giant At Saudi Prince’s Request
Vince McMahon is reportedly “very stressed.”
WWE Crown Jewel 2019 Spoilers (From The Future!)
We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.
‘WWE 2K20’ Announces ‘Brock Lesnar Contract Microtransaction’ Feature
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
Kofi Kingston Is ‘Frantically Checking Items Off His Bucket List’ Before Brock Lesnar Match
‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.
‘Hell In A Cell Phone Store’ And Other Forgotten Cell-Themed Matches
We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.
Christian Wrestling Indie Federation Gears Up For “Heck On A Deck” PPV
Featuring Greg ‘Good Guy with a Gun’ vs. The Abortion Stopper!
What’s It Going To Take To Get You Into A Hell In A Cell Today?
Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.
Clean Your WWE Action Figures With Your Lonely Tears (Not By Zack Ryder)
Your sadness makes for a great all-natural solution.
Our Wrestling Scientists Warn That Steve Austin Will Be Stone Lukewarm By 2050
Can the world make the necessary changes?
How To Use Pro-Wrestling Lingo For Improved Workplace Communication
Why limit the times and places you use wrestling-speak?
The Rock Just Revealed That His Belly Button Gets Infected VERY Easily
He calls it “the people’s infection.”