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Or else we’ll open up a can of whoop-ass!

Can the world make the necessary changes?

True story.

It’s an archaic text.

It’s not gonna be easy.

Why limit the times and places you use wrestling-speak?

Yes, it’s awkward.

He calls it “the people’s infection.”

Why did this have to happen?

From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.

Dress to impress! With skulls.

Like your nephew’s Bar Mitzvah!

(They’re ‘totally not just waiting around for Shane.’)

He changed my life.

Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.

There are so many solid options.

Hint: It involves bears.

Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.

My childhood dream came true!

So much carnage. So many Joes.

I only have one thing to say to him.

God, he hates snakes. Just so much.

Just breathe. Then power slam.

It Was For WrestleMania 30

It’s beach time, baby! Snag Jerry Lawler’s spring break look by making yourself look old AF. Trust us, this will be a major hit.

Trick him into an open relationship with a Superstar Shakeup key party!

For the cult leader on the go!

Sometimes it seems EVERYONE in the WWE has their own schtick. But Chris Jericho was the MASTER of disguise.

Learn how to achieve the perfect Giant Gonzales Beach Body with our exclusive Bunny Ears makeover guide.

Whether it’s the blue-collar dad, hitting Home Depot or the suited up sophistico browsing the frou-frou catalog for backyard fun to keep his kids occupied this summer, they all think a treehouse is a cure to their kids’ summer boredom. But there’s a problem: even with a treehouse, they can still find their way back […]

Former professional wrestler + day spa = yes, please!

Not even the time gem can take this one back.

This was supposed to be MY thing.

Try the phenomenal sensory deprivation egg and start depriving your way to success!

Revel in your anger and confusion. WWE entrance music will put you in whatever kind of mood you want to be in.

Hi, I’m Craig The Intern. They make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far!  I’m learning a lot this week, and you will too. Apparently there’s a country called “Canada”? The Guest: The lionheart, the Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rolla, Y2J…Chris Jericho! The Lowdown: Bunny Ears…IS…JERICHO! But first Mack has to redo […]

Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! Um, am I supposed to know anything about sports? Because I don’t. So I’m going to try to figure out this one as best I can. The Lowdown: Mack does his best Spanish-language soccer announcer impersonation to […]

Everything was so hazy at first… In the distance, I saw myself in a board meeting, and I was CEO, my eyes glowing with pride. Shadows parted way, and I suddenly saw myself on a date with a perfect 10, confident, stylish, leaning in for a first kiss. But the fog returned, and when it […]

It’s the literally the worst place!

Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Sometimes I have to do it twice a week. So here we are with the special Wrestlemania edition of the Bunny Ears Podcast. Here we go. The Guest: So many; AJ Styles, Adam Cole, Aleister Black, Braun Strowman, and Paul Heyman. The […]

Last time around, we took a look at great in-ring characters who didn’t last because the performers weren’t able to sustain them for one reason or another. On the flipside, however, are the wrestling gimmicks that, when described, seem like utter lemons… but were made into sweet, intoxicating, Mike’s Hard Lemonade by performers who committed […]

My wife isn’t thrilled either.

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

I still don’t know why.

There’s so many!