My wife isn’t thrilled either.
“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.
I still don’t know why.
There’s so many!
Finally!
Wow!
Like ‘Fluorite Amarillo Page,’ and more!
Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?
Pro wrestlers LOVE the holidays!
We looked into it.
This could get dangerous.
I’m serious this time.
His catchphrase is ‘Fugeddaboutit, boyo!’
The list is longer than you’d think.
It’s the thing Bobbly Lashley loves most.
He should seek medical attention immediately.
Just make sure mall security is no where nearby!
I was in a hurry, okay!
Hear me out.
We weren’t expecting this.
There’s so much yelling.
Step One: Play dead.
Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!
His luscious locks were a wrestling-world staple for decades.
Boy, were there a lot of hazards!
It’s actually not so bad.
Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.
WWE is apparently attempting to “raise the stakes.”
Like that time he loaned me a pen.
I never wanted this.
We’re sorry to break this to you.
It’s just ‘to get him through the week.’
He figured out the coffee machine!
Vince McMahon is reportedly “very stressed.”
We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
Go with me here.
Not just any piece will do.
‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.
We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.
Featuring Greg ‘Good Guy with a Gun’ vs. The Abortion Stopper!
Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.
Your sadness makes for a great all-natural solution.
Or else we’ll open up a can of whoop-ass!
