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…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Merch Magnate - Author - Orphan - Skeleton

Elijah Taylor is a scrappy orphan who uses humor as a coping mechanism. He is available for publications or events as a freelance writer, fighter, or Muppet.