Make Your Torso Famous With These MUST-HAVE T-Shirts
A heartbreaking statistic has recently been brought to our attention: Less than 1% of the population is famous. Here at Bunny Ears, where most of us have been famous for most of our lives, this is difficult to understand. Have you maybe just… tried being famous? Listen, whatever your reasoning, we can assure you, life is better when you are wealthy and beloved by all.
So what are you waiting for? Take that first step to stardom by visiting the Bunny Ears store and getting yourself a shirt painstakingly crafted by celebrities, and guaranteed* to make your torso famous. Give yourself a taste of the limelight today with some of our stunning new designs.
This shirt will definitely skyrocket your mid-section to the height of celebrity, but has the added bonus of tricking strangers into thinking you starred in LITTLE GIANTS and FINAL DESTINATION, which may actually make your face famous, as well!
Simple. Elegant. Guaranteed* to put you at the top of Hollywood’s A-List. This design pays homage to one of the Best Fonts Of The Year (1957). Did you know that Helvetica is considered a “neo-grotesque” font design? Be bold. Be fashionable. Be neo-grotesque.
Stop trying to live as a normie. Embrace your destiny as a member of the impossibly famous and successful Hollywood elite.
*Guarantees not guaranteed