Hulk Smash Phone And Hulk No Have Insurance!

November 8, 2019 by , featured in Pop Culture
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PUNY BANNER BUY HULK IPHONE. IT IPHONE X FOR BIG HULK FINGERS. BANNER SAY CANDY CRUSH MAKE HULK HAPPY.

HULK LIKE CRUSHING, HULK LIKE CANDY, HULK HAPPY. BUT CANDY CRUSH WANT HULK BE IN NETWORK. HULK IS GAMER! WHY HULK NEED NETWORK FOR SMASHING CANDY?

HULK GO TO APPLE STORE. GENIUS SAY PHONE NOT BROKEN, BUT IF PHONE NOT BROKEN THEN HOW COME PHONE ONLY HAVE ONE WORKING SPEAKER? PUNY GENIUS SAY SPEAKER IS MICROPHONE, BUT IT LOOK LIKE SPEAKER! HULK SMASH APPLE STORE!

HULK WANT HEADPHONE JACK! WHY THEY GET RID OF HEADPHONE JACK? PUNY BANNER BUY IPHONE AND NOT PHONE WITH HEADPHONE JACK! HULK WANT USE GOOD NOISE CANCELLING BEATZ BY PUNY DR. DRE.

HULK LOVE LO-FI HIP HOP! RARRRGHH!

SIRI THINKS HULK IS PUNY BANNER! SHE SAYS “HELLO BANNER”! HULK NOT BANNER, BANNER IS PUNY AND SMELLS LIKE CORNDOG! 

SHE-HULK FIX IPHONE AND HULK ASK SHE-HULK ON DATE. SHE SAY HULK IS COUSIN AND IT WEIRD. HULK HORNY ENOUGH TO GIVE IT A SHOT! HULK DISAPPOINTED! HULK THROW TRUCK AT SATELLITE AND HULK HAVE NO NETWORK AGAIN!

GENERAL ROSS NO LET HULK SEE BETTY! BETTY PRETTY! ROSS NO LIKE WHEN HULK SEND DICK PICS TO BETTY! 

BETTY REPLY “LOL” TO HULK’S DICK! HULK THROW PHONE INTO NEWS HELICOPTER! ROTORS BREAK PHONE AND HULK NO GET REPLACEMENT BECAUSE PUNY BANNER NO BUY INSURANCE! 

HULK NOT HAPPY! EVERYONE KNOW INSURANCE SMART IDEA!

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