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…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Waldo still missing…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Queen Kong???…
…Hats are cool…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…RIP KOKO…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…God found dead in space…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
Ella Gale
Ella Gale

Author - Engineer - Hilarious

Ella is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles, CA. She thinks the best comedy is like an open house in another person’s brain, and she would like to invite you into hers. Described by the Austin Chronicle as “exceedingly clever,” her jokes run the gamut from honest to absurd. She is a former engineer and unpaid intern who has performed at the Moontower and Limestone comedy festivals and whose work has appeared at the New York Television Festival.