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…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Waldo still missing…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Queen Kong???…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
Cancer linked to death!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…God found dead in space…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…RIP KOKO…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
Ella Gale
Ella Gale

Author - Engineer - Hilarious

Ella is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles, CA. She thinks the best comedy is like an open house in another person’s brain, and she would like to invite you into hers. Described by the Austin Chronicle as “exceedingly clever,” her jokes run the gamut from honest to absurd. She is a former engineer and unpaid intern who has performed at the Moontower and Limestone comedy festivals and whose work has appeared at the New York Television Festival.