“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts, Author at bunny ears
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…God found dead in space…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
Cancer linked to death!
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Queen Kong???…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…RIP KOKO…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Hats are cool…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts

Author - Healer - Vestigialist

“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts is a successful leader in the field of Naturopathic Oceanic Archeology and author of the book “The Great Vestigial Lie” and “Whale Healing”. Tickets to his remote seminars or private speaking arrangements are available upon request.