“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts, Author at bunny ears
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…RIP KOKO…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Waldo still missing…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cancer linked to death!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…God found dead in space…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Queen Kong???…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Hats are cool…
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts

Author - Healer - Vestigialist

“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts is a successful leader in the field of Naturopathic Oceanic Archeology and author of the book “The Great Vestigial Lie” and “Whale Healing”. Tickets to his remote seminars or private speaking arrangements are available upon request.