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…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts

Author - Healer - Vestigialist

“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts is a successful leader in the field of Naturopathic Oceanic Archeology and author of the book “The Great Vestigial Lie” and “Whale Healing”. Tickets to his remote seminars or private speaking arrangements are available upon request.