Saundra Sorenson is a journalist and comedy writer who was once called "Portland's Kathleen Turner" when she had a cold. She spent the past two years at Cracked as writer and editor for the Personal Experience team, proving that internet comedy and the fourth estate are not mutually exclusive. Before that, she was an old-school newspaper reporter who liked to haunt local comedy open mic nights. Also haunts: free museum days throughout L.A. County; wetland preserves with her talkative, barrel-chested dog Willey (they don't always solve supernatural mysteries along the way, but that's not to say never); and your dreams, but only to help you decipher them.