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…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
Saundra Sorenson
Saundra Sorenson

Author - Possible Ghost

Saundra Sorenson is a journalist and comedy writer who was once called "Portland's Kathleen Turner" when she had a cold. She spent the past two years at Cracked as writer and editor for the Personal Experience team, proving that internet comedy and the fourth estate are not mutually exclusive. Before that, she was an old-school newspaper reporter who liked to haunt local comedy open mic nights. Also haunts: free museum days throughout L.A. County; wetland preserves with her talkative, barrel-chested dog Willey (they don't always solve supernatural mysteries along the way, but that's not to say never); and your dreams, but only to help you decipher them.