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…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
Courtney Paige Barnett
Courtney Paige Barnett

Courtney Paige Barnett writes and performs sketch comedy in Los Angeles in between complaining about her mom on Twitter.