Courtney Paige Barnett, Author at bunny ears
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Queen Kong???…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
Cancer linked to death!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Waldo still missing…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…God found dead in space…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…RIP KOKO…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hats are cool…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
Courtney Paige Barnett
Courtney Paige Barnett

Courtney Paige Barnett writes and performs sketch comedy in Los Angeles in between complaining about her mom on Twitter.