Vanessa Gritton is a currently living in, performing stand-up and podcasting in Los Angeles. She's written for Fandom, Netflix and has contributed to The Huffington Post, appeared on Screen Junkies and once provoked a mime into yelling at her. Check out her other works at: @hailnightchurch @BrujajaPodcast @LowComPhenom
Stick-And-Poke Tats Are The New Face-Painting At Your Kids’ Parties!
Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!
These Crystals Have The Same Names As Women I Cheated On Karen With
Crystals are supposed to manifest health and power but all I manifested was my swift and brutal downfall.
Duolingo Courses Now Teach You How To Talk To Poors
Now the little green owl will guilt you into learning the language of the lowly and the downtrodden!
Xmas Sides That Say: Don’t Ask Janet About Her Marriage To That Ghost
Obadiah died in war!
Sugar-Free Christmas Cookies Less Disappointing Than Your Incel Son
Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.