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…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
Vanessa Gritton
Vanessa Gritton

Writer - Comedian - Drinking Straw Chewer

Vanessa Gritton is a currently living, performing stand-up and podcasting in Los Angeles. She's written for Fandom, has contributed to Huffington Post and once provoked a mime into yelling at her.