Vanessa Gritton is a currently living in, performing stand-up and podcasting in Los Angeles. She's written for Fandom, Netflix and has contributed to The Huffington Post, appeared on Screen Junkies and once provoked a mime into yelling at her. Check out her other works at: @hailnightchurch @BrujajaPodcast @LowComPhenom
Xmas Sides That Say: Don’t Ask Janet About Her Marriage To That Ghost
Obadiah died in war!
Sugar-Free Christmas Cookies Less Disappointing Than Your Incel Son
Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.
Common Board Games For Building A Lifelong Rivalry Between Your Kids
Risk doesn’t have to be the only game that tears families apart! With a little manipulating even checkers can have your kiddos start a lifelong rivalry that’ll jumpstart them to greatness!
Stick-And-Poke Tats Are The New Face-Painting At Your Kids’ Parties!
Move over Fudgy the Whale, crude needle poke tattoos are the new big children’s party must-have of the year!
These Crystals Have The Same Names As Women I Cheated On Karen With
Crystals are supposed to manifest health and power but all I manifested was my swift and brutal downfall.