Shawn DePasquale, Author at bunny ears
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Waldo still missing…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…God found dead in space…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cancer linked to death!
…Hats are cool…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Shawn DePasquale
Shawn DePasquale

Editor-In-Chief - Eater of Cereal

I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.