Shawn DePasquale, Author at bunny ears
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Queen Kong???…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
Cancer linked to death!
…Hats are cool…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…God found dead in space…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…RIP KOKO…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Mannequins found in store window…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
Shawn DePasquale
Shawn DePasquale

Editor-In-Chief - Eater of Cereal

I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.