Shawn DePasquale, Author at bunny ears
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Queen Kong???…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Hats are cool…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
Cancer linked to death!
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…RIP KOKO…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
Shawn DePasquale
Shawn DePasquale

Editor-In-Chief - Eater of Cereal

I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.