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…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
Shawn DePasquale
Shawn DePasquale

Editor-In-Chief - Eater of Cereal

I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.