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…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
Danny Gerdude
Danny Gerdude

Author - Single/Ready-to-Mingle

Hello, my name is Dathaniel, but you can call me Dan or Danny. I'm panvegan, well traveled, and looking for love.