Danny Gerdude, Author at bunny ears
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
Cancer linked to death!
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Waldo still missing…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Queen Kong???…
…Hats are cool…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…RIP KOKO…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…God found dead in space…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
Danny Gerdude
Danny Gerdude

Author - Single/Ready-to-Mingle

Hello, my name is Dathaniel, but you can call me Dan or Danny. I'm panvegan, well traveled, and looking for love.