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…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
Annelise Dekker-Hernandez
Annelise Dekker-Hernandez

Author - Windy City Native

Annelise Dekker-Hernandez is a comedian, writer, and actress, and definitely the only person in Los Angeles with that job description. You can witness her patented athleisure witch/unhinged art teacher aesthetic at standup comedy venues around LA. As a native Chicagoan, her passions include encased meats and accepting that she is not for everyone.