Anya Volz is a New York City based comedian, writer and Croc-wearer. She has written for websites you have heard of as well as ones you have not. She is not available for comment about her mildly successful One Direction blog in 2012.
The Sun: What It Is And How to Prepare For It Devouring Your Planet
Few have been able to identify what the sun actually is. Until now.
Pressed Juices To Spit-Take When Your Doctor Says You Have The Clap
If you’re anything like me, once a year you, your vagina, and your freshly bleached asshole find yourselves spread-eagle at the OBGYN for a good old pap smear. I dunno, just something quirky I do to keep things interesting! And if you’re anything more like me, that means once a year you have to put […]