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Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Queen Kong???…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cancer linked to death!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…God found dead in space…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…RIP KOKO…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
Nick Roth
Nick Roth

Contributing Scholar

Nick Roth is a 46-year-old billionaire South African business magnate, engineer, and inventor. After teaching himself computer programming at 12, he founded a web software company that he sold to eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion, then developed the world's most advanced self-driving electric car, tunneling machine, and artificial intelligence. He is currently one of humanity's most powerful super-villains and is working on his Martian Headquarters.