Nick Roth, Author at bunny ears
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Hats are cool…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Waldo still missing…
…RIP KOKO…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
Cancer linked to death!
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…God found dead in space…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Queen Kong???…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
Nick Roth
Nick Roth

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Nick Roth is a 46-year-old billionaire South African business magnate, engineer, and inventor. After teaching himself computer programming at 12, he founded a web software company that he sold to eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion, then developed the world's most advanced self-driving electric car, tunneling machine, and artificial intelligence. He is currently one of humanity's most powerful super-villains and is working on his Martian Headquarters.