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…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
Nick Roth
Nick Roth

Contributing Scholar

Nick Roth is a 46-year-old billionaire South African business magnate, engineer, and inventor. After teaching himself computer programming at 12, he founded a web software company that he sold to eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion, then developed the world's most advanced self-driving electric car, tunneling machine, and artificial intelligence. He is currently one of humanity's most powerful super-villains and is working on his Martian Headquarters.