Nick Roth, Author at bunny ears
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hats are cool…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
Nick Roth
Nick Roth

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Nick Roth is a 46-year-old billionaire South African business magnate, engineer, and inventor. After teaching himself computer programming at 12, he founded a web software company that he sold to eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion, then developed the world's most advanced self-driving electric car, tunneling machine, and artificial intelligence. He is currently one of humanity's most powerful super-villains and is working on his Martian Headquarters.