Spiritual Wellness

If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.

Horoscope squads, assemble! While every horoscope sign is unique, there’s no denying that some traits overlap and form some seriously awesome squads! Study up, figure out the traits that you have in common, and learn how to slay your way through the month of May, bae! The Most Likely To Fake a Sick Day Squad: […]

The spirit of Desdemona Turnerwood thinks you’re “vile, truly vile!”

Once you reach a certain age, keeping a few tiny clones of yourself as pets is an essential part of your image, but, ugh, they are such a drag. By the time you’ve minimally fed, bathed, and clothed those disgusting creatures, you hardly have any time left for underwater pilates or your bullet journal ghostwriter. […]

It’s not okay to go on vacation and have an affair. We should have known that. That’s on us. But also, you should have known not to take that advice, so that’s on you, too.

I’d like to send a message to all the men I’ve dated, am currently dating, and who moved out of state after I emotionally ruined them. That message is: One cannot have “daddy issues” when they have no daddy physically present on this planet to give provide them with said issues. When I bring up my […]

I know you’re just minding your own business, and as a grown up, you probably don’t want to be lifted off the ground. But let me crack your back. Please.

The Rejuvenating Powers Of Sand By “Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts Leader Of The Church Of False-Vestigially Don’t be afraid, former sea-creature. We are all children of the ocean, having long ago emerged to walk the earth in the ancient year of 360 BC. Most historians wouldn’t tell you that, but of course, most […]

Because therapy is hard.

Follow my easy method for actualizing your mental and/or physical healing with wellness therapy.

It’s never a positive sign if your husband is suddenly snapped back to 2019 without any clothes on and a slightly sweaty sheen to him.

Don’t let the stress of a home invasion get to you.

Killer whales have dominated the mommy game lately, which is why I’m now only communicating with my children with squeaking and nose bumps.

Modern love is a strange, exhausting experience.

Craig said he was fine with it

Don’t even introduce yourself.

Finally.

It’s not easy, but it’s possible!

They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.

I’m going to kick their ass.

We need to turn the car around.

I’m actually very boring.

I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.

You’re welcome, world.

Allow us to help.

Rory can’t be trusted.

Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!

It’s better here.

We don’t recommend dying anytime soon.

For curious mediators.

It can be hard for them to understand.

It’s been a game-changer.

Heading out into the wilderness for some hiking is a great way to reconnect with your true self and get your ass bit by majestic nature.

It’s also calling each new challenge “mandated knowledge”?

Do you know the signs?

But why, though?

Have you heard of the Waxing Ex Crescent moon?

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He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”

Build upon shared interests.

Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.

Being a stepmom is tough, but it can also be rewarding, like when your stepson begrudgingly says you can ride with him to your five-year high school reunion.