Cut Down On Screen Time by Mad Dogging Strangers!
Glaring at strangers is the newest most innovative way to cut out time wasted on your phone.
Self Care 101: Meditate To The Idea Of The Gang From ‘Entourage’
The bros got Vince through eight seasons and one movie.
Easy Diet Changes To Make You Healthier, Happier, and Afraid To Eat
It’s not hard to make these small changes in your life, it just takes a little planning and a TON of constant anxiety.
Love Yourself So Much It’s Inappropriate In Public
Love yourself like you recently met yourself, have been dating successfully for a month and have been banging yourself nonstop.
Coming To Terms With Your Stupid, Normal, Non-Royal Baby
It’s hard, but it’s possible.
Sex Positions That Will Shock The Ghost Of That Victorian Prude
The spirit of Desdemona Turnerwood thinks you’re “vile, truly vile!”
Check Out These New Wet Seeds We’re Calling Pudding
And we’re collectively pretending they taste good, too!
Find The Perfect Purse To Scream Into When You Fail
Just make sure the purse is strong enough to hold your rage.
Find A Therapist That Won’t Disagree With You
You aren’t paying all that money for someone to tell you you are wrong!