Tom Reimann, Author at bunny ears
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…God found dead in space…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Hats are cool…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann

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Tom Reimann is a comedian, writer, and podcast host. His work has been featured on Cracked.com, MAD magazine, and Earwolf. He can only be destroyed by saying his name backwards in German.