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…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann

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Tom Reimann is a comedian, writer, and podcast host. His work has been featured on Cracked.com, MAD magazine, and Earwolf. He can only be destroyed by saying his name backwards in German.