Tom Reimann, Author at bunny ears
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Hats are cool…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Waldo still missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…God found dead in space…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…RIP KOKO…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Queen Kong???…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
Cancer linked to death!
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann

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Tom Reimann is a comedian, writer, and podcast host. His work has been featured on Cracked.com, MAD magazine, and Earwolf. He can only be destroyed by saying his name backwards in German.