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…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Hats are cool…
…Waldo still missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…God found dead in space…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Queen Kong???…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…RIP KOKO…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann

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Tom Reimann is a comedian, writer, and podcast host. His work has been featured on Cracked.com, MAD magazine, and Earwolf. He can only be destroyed by saying his name backwards in German.