Archie is a patriotic citizen who, though deeply proud of her country, wishes it got rid of its isolationist policies to help the rest of the world become a better place. She is a highly intelligent yet stubborn individual who refuses to be controlled by anyone, even by the man in her life, the mo'fuckin King. She is an excellent marksman and martial artist, as well as a resourceful spy. She also has a very active imagination. Catch her on Twitter @NerdyMcHoodlum
Archie Tries Goop Recipes on Her Mom: Roasted Chicken
“Has this white woman ever had chicken before?” My dad asks, staring at the chicken. “This tastes like the ghost of flavored meat,” My mom says.
Bunny Ears Podcast: Jennifer Candy
Gather round, ya’ll! The Bunny Ears podcast is back with a new episode! Today’s special guest is Jennifer Candy, daughter of our beloved John Candy. Did you guys know that she and Mack met on the set of Uncle Buck when they were both just wee babes? Small world, am I right? Today, they’re talking […]
How To Have The Perfect Valentine’s Day (With Your Vibrator!)
And with your favorite electronic friend, there won’t be any arguing over what to marathon or whether chocolate or popcorn is the better bed snack!
DETOXIFY: Bunny Ears Detox Our Office Breakroom!
Hello, everyone! Since you’re all too busy to read my emails, I’m making this a public post on the site. Perhaps now you’ll pay attention. So: I think we can all agree we’ve been feeling a little spiritually stifled, right? How long has it been since any of you have undergone a good detox? Well, […]
How To Make Mac And Cheese For Your Black Friends, AKA The Correct Way
You know, there’s an old saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I’ve always found that to be true of all people, regardless of gender. People love to eat! More importantly, people love to eat together. There’s no easier way to bond with someone than sharing a good meal with […]