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…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
Archie Grimm
Archie Grimm

Author - Dora Milaje

Archie is a patriotic citizen who, though deeply proud of her country, wishes it got rid of its isolationist policies to help the rest of the world become a better place. She is a highly intelligent yet stubborn individual who refuses to be controlled by anyone, even by the man in her life, the mo'fuckin King. She is an excellent marksman and martial artist, as well as a resourceful spy. She also has a very active imagination. Catch her on Twitter @NerdyMcHoodlum