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…Mannequins found in store window…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…God found dead in space…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
Cancer linked to death!
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…RIP KOKO…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Hats are cool…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Queen Kong???…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Waldo still missing…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Archie Grimm
Archie Grimm

Author - Dora Milaje

Archie is a patriotic citizen who, though deeply proud of her country, wishes it got rid of its isolationist policies to help the rest of the world become a better place. She is a highly intelligent yet stubborn individual who refuses to be controlled by anyone, even by the man in her life, the mo'fuckin King. She is an excellent marksman and martial artist, as well as a resourceful spy. She also has a very active imagination. Catch her on Twitter @NerdyMcHoodlum