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…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
Sammi Skolmoski
Sammi Skolmoski

Author - Not The Onion - Still Alive

Sammi Skolmoski is a writer and artist born, living, and likely dying in Chicago. She’s the Managing Editor at Featherproof Books and contributes to all of your favorite satire sites. No, not That One. The others, though.