Sammi Skolmoski is a writer and artist born, living, and likely dying in Chicago. She’s the Managing Editor at Featherproof Books and contributes to all of your favorite satire sites. No, not That One. The others, though.
Natural Cleaning Products To Buy As A Subtle Way To Punish Your Maid
Your move, Edwina.
Fresh Herbs To Plant In That Indent Left By Your Waistband
Time to roll up your sleeves, roll down your waistband, and tend to an indent herb garden of your own.
Beautiful Places In The World To Wake Up On Purpose This Time
People say it’s not about the destination but the journey to get there—but I say as long as you made it there in one piece, who cares how it happened.
Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Wedding Arch
I can’t help but wonder: when will it be my turn? When will I get to delicately balance myself on four posts above some woman as she marries the man of her dreams?
Rustic Bedroom Decor To Accent That Pile Of Leaves You Sleep On
Indulge your inner nymph, you holier-than-thou P.O.S. you!
Old-Timey Car Horn Sounds To Make During A Breast Exam
A simple AYOOGA or BLEEP BLEEP can make all the difference.
Katie Goldin’s Golden Rules
Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They're weird, they're funny, and they're always so pretty! The Goldin Rules…