Sammi Skolmoski is a writer and artist born, living, and likely dying in Chicago. She’s the Managing Editor at Featherproof Books and contributes to all of your favorite satire sites. No, not That One. The others, though.
A simple AYOOGA or BLEEP BLEEP can make all the difference.
People say it’s not about the destination but the journey to get there—but I say as long as you made it there in one piece, who cares how it happened.
Reduce stress with Tai Chi through a series of fluid motions that clear away negative air and gently push your farts toward your enemies.
Your move, Edwina.
Time to roll up your sleeves, roll down your waistband, and tend to an indent herb garden of your own.
I can’t help but wonder: when will it be my turn? When will I get to delicately balance myself on four posts above some woman as she marries the man of her dreams?
Indulge your inner nymph, you holier-than-thou P.O.S. you!
