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…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
Miss CheeVious
Miss CheeVious

Author - Texan

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.