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…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
Allison Mick
Allison Mick

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Allison Mick is a comedian and writer who lives in Oakland, CA. She enjoys jaywalking and very little else. Find out more at allison-mick.com.