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…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Cancer linked to death!
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…RIP KOKO…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Queen Kong???…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Hats are cool…
…Waldo still missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…God found dead in space…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
Allison Mick
Allison Mick

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Allison Mick is a comedian and writer who lives in Oakland, CA. She enjoys houseplant care and jaywalking. Find out more at allison-mick.com.