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…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…RIP KOKO…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hats are cool…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…God found dead in space…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Queen Kong???…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
Allison Mick
Allison Mick

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Allison Mick is a comedian and writer based in Oakland, California. She's a real wicked pissah. Find out more at allison-mick.com.