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…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…RIP KOKO…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…God found dead in space…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Queen Kong???…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Waldo still missing…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Hats are cool…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
Cancer linked to death!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
Alexis Novak
Alexis Novak

Alexis Novak is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles. Her goofs can be read in Mad Magazine, Funny or Die, and @AlexisGirlNovak. Let her know if you need anything.