Alexis Novak, Author at bunny ears
…God found dead in space…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Waldo still missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
Cancer linked to death!
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
Alexis Novak
Alexis Novak

Alexis Novak is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles. Her goofs can be read in Mad Magazine, Funny or Die, and @AlexisGirlNovak. Let her know if you need anything.