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…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
Alexis Novak
Alexis Novak

Alexis Novak is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles. Her goofs can be read in Mad Magazine, Funny or Die, and @AlexisGirlNovak. Let her know if you need anything.