Alexis Novak, Author at bunny ears
…God found dead in space…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Queen Kong???…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…RIP KOKO…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Waldo still missing…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cancer linked to death!
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
Alexis Novak
Alexis Novak

Alexis Novak is a comedy writer living in Los Angeles. Her goofs can be read in Mad Magazine, Funny or Die, and @AlexisGirlNovak. Let her know if you need anything.