Brendan Fitzgibbons, Author at bunny ears
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Waldo still missing…
…Queen Kong???…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…God found dead in space…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
Cancer linked to death!
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Hats are cool…
…RIP KOKO…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
Brendan Fitzgibbons