Brendan Fitzgibbons, Author at bunny ears
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Waldo still missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
Brendan Fitzgibbons