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…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
Emily Leighty
Emily Leighty

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Emily is basically made out of rainbows. She had mermaid hair before it went mainstream. Loves her cat, dog, and husband in various order depending on whose puke she's most recently had to clean up.