5 Places You Might Have Left Your AEW World Title Belt

September 4, 2019 by , featured in Wrestling
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So, you just won AEW’s first-ever World Title Belt … and you instantly misplaced it. Don’t beat yourself up. We’ve all been there. And the good news is there are proactive steps you can take to find it. Stop a minute, take a deep breath, and really think hard about the last place you saw it. In fact, here are some likely places it could be:

Your Pockets

Now, this may seem silly, but have you checked your pockets? That belt looks pretty big on TV, and, frankly, too big to fit in your pockets, but it doesn’t hurt to look, right? Were you wearing a jacket? Have you checked in your jacket? What about the one that lights up? That looks pretty roomy.

The Fridge

What about your fridge or mini bar? One time I was looking all over for my phone and couldn’t find it until I heard my fridge ring. Did the limo you were recently riding in have some sort of refrigerated compartment or snack cubby? Maybe you reached for some pretzels or a bag of peanuts and it fell in there.

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The WWE Boardroom

Look, I really hate to bring this up, but you and I and the whole world knows that you and Vince are still friendly. You didn’t happen to go to Florida by way of Stamford, CT, did you? Maybe you stopped by to show off your new belt to the people you’ve worked with for 20 years. Who could blame you? Do you think you could have accidentally left it in the building somewhere?

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A Scarf Store

There are 3,436 specialty scarf stores between Chicago and Tallahassee. What are the chances that you, Chris “New Scarf Every Day” Jericho, wandered into one of them? Which one(s) did you visit, and do you think you may have misplaced the belt in a dressing room, maybe while trying on the new Fall 2019 line?

Did An Alligator Eat It?

You landed in Tallahassee. Did you see any alligators? If so, did any get close to you, your luggage, or the belt? If so, we’re sorry—there’s a very good chance the belt is currently inside an alligator belly. And that alligator could be anywhere. We really hope that’s not the case though.

Maybe check your pockets again?

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