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Heeeeeeyyyyy, Gurrrlll!! Wanna Be A #BossBabe Like Me?

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Heyyyyy Gurrrllll !!! <3 <3 😀 😀

I know we haven’t talked in a hot minute (since like high school, right? CRAZY!). Anyway, how are you? I’m just #bossbabe-ing it up! Do you have a second? I want to tell you about my #personal #journey.

Well you know after high school I got my marketing degree, but after a few years I just wasn’t feeling dat cubicle lyfe, right? So after long discussions with my husband, Jaxon, we decided it was time to start a family. I was so in LOVE with baby Kheysea from the moment I laid eyes on her. I knew I’d never be able to go back to work and leave my baby at some rando daycare like a monster. Not to say you’re a “problem mom” for having a career! I mean #NastyWomenUnite, am I right!?

So anyway, I was looking for opportunities to work from home and among all the medical transcript and freelance writing ops I found the perrrf fit for me. I still had a little tummy after water-birthing baby Khey and I found these wraps that go around your stomach and shrink it down in like MINUTES! You don’t have to work out or anything, you can literally just chill while getting ready for beach season. No, I don’t know exactly how it works, I just know IT WORKS!

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Are you comfortable with your body? Great!  What about your hair? I’ve also got this UHMAZING product that helps people get fuller hair. It’s this new shampoo and conditioner and it basically builds up just a BUNCH of like, molecules on your scalp to make your hair shafts feel fuller. If your hair starts falling out in clumps the first few times you use it, it’s NBD trust me it just means it’s WORKING.

Speaking of working, you’re helping me #workmybusiness so much right now you don’t even know. Also, I’ve heard some people say it made their scalp burn or break out or rash up but I think that’s just people who used half the bottle and are scamming for a refund. You have NO IDEA the types of scammers I run into. People will do anything to get something for nothing. It’s ridic!

Oh, I do leggings, too! They’re UHMAZING! They feel like butter. We have other clothes, too! All the tops fit in this super unique way and everything looks like pajamas, but for like 50x what you’d pay at Walmart (that’s how you know it’s legit). We have black leggings, but they’re basically #unicorns! As in you’ll have to watch my #mompreneur live sales to try and catch one! Don’t forget to follow the special care instructions, too, because if you don’t they’ll split right down the middle.

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When you purchase something from me it’s not going to a giant corporation. It’s going into the therapy fund we’re preemptively setting up for little Kheysea and her soon-to-be-here baby brother, Jhayedin. 

You mentioned your dog gets nervous during thunderstorms? Just spray this lavender chamomile mix directly in his face and it will totally help reset his mood vibes. It’s a totally chill spray. Trying to be really cautious during cold and flu season? Shoot this Vitamin C/Manuka honey boost up your nose and bum three times daily and FORGET vaccines forever. Big pharma, am I right?

Anyway, just wanted to catch up and see how you’re livin’ life! It’s been AGES! I just started with this totally “unique” make-up line, you should host a pop-up and we can catch up all day

 

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  1. As soon as I see the word “amazing” in someone’s message to me or in a post in a group, my brain stops listening. You hit the nail on the head with this example! Good job!

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