Quiz: Can You Finish Jerking Off In This Airplane Bathroom Before It Crashes Into The Ocean?

Do you find that sex has gotten a bit stale? Is your love life fine, but not as fiery as it used to be? Well, thankfully you’re on a plane plummeting into the Pacific Ocean, about to explode in a fireball of charred remains and lost dreams. It’s time to either spice it up or die trying. So, do you think you can finish wanking it in this bathroom before you meet your untimely end? Let’s find out!

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