We’re Locking One Lucky Kid In Macaulay Culkin’s House This Christmas!

Snow is falling. Christmas lights are shining bright. It’s the most wonderful time of the year … and for one lucky fan, it’s about to get even more magical. That’s right: We’re celebrating the holiday season by picking a seven-year-old to lock inside Macaulay Culkin’s house, far away from friends and family, and then setting Mack loose to break in and terrorize them!

The “Home Alone Holiday Contest” is Here!

The Christmas classic will come alive for this confused child as they desperately try to defend themselves from the Home Alone star. Whether it’s scavenging for food or fending off our deranged boss, John Hughes’s holiday hit will never feel more real.

For those worried that this is just another overblown celebrity promotion with no involvement from the actual star, have no fear. Macaulay Culkin himself will be rigging traps throughout his Hollywood mansion, turning its sleek, modernist design into a literal death trap. Blow torches around every corner. Nails jutting out from the floor. The scared little winner won’t be able to take a step without setting off some sort of Rube Goldberg-esque killing machine. We know it’ll be good, because we ran into Mack at the hardware store late last night. He was sweaty and deranged, muttering, “This is my house, I have to defend it” over and over. Suffice it to say, he’s taking this all very seriously.

The best part is that one lucky boy or girl will have no idea what’s happening. Just like Kevin McCallister, they’ll simply wake up without a family. The only difference is they’ll be locked inside a strange Hollywood Hills mansion with the biggest box office star of 1990 hunting them like wild game.

Interested in gifting your Christmas-loving kid with this once-in-a-lifetime adventure? Just send us their name, blood type, and psychological profile. We’ll do the rest!

Images: 20th Century Fox