…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…

Macaulay Culkin