Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! OR IS IT??? After last week’s cliffhanger, you probably have a lot of questions. Let’s get right to it, because whatever the opposite is of brevity, I am not good at.
If you like celebrities singing awkwardly, you’re going to love the intro to this show. That’s all I’ll say. I adore it, because I am contractually obligated to. (Can I please have my glass of water back now, Mr. Cohen, sir?)
This is the last episode of the current iteration of the podcast, which means…what? Solo projects rather than the dual host format you’re used to, apparently. Success makes it more difficult to keep the two stars on the same schedule, so look for a new format podcast that will still have Mack hosting to come back soon, still called Bunny Ears. Soooo…kind of the same thing? If you’re subscribing, the new iteration should show up in the same place as the old.
Mack plugs a couple of upcoming projects with YouTubers like Red Letter Media and Angry Video Game Nerd, and complains about how many family members he has to holiday shop for. (You just have one intern, though, bossman, so howsabout some Christmas love? I’ll settle for a cookie.)
Matt’s next project will have something to do with weed. I know you’re all surprised. I sure am. Serves me right for never paying attention.
They recap the names of everyone who has helped out over the course of the past year, and try to remember somebody they hate, but can only come up with “Coconut Grove.”
The current merchandise is going to be retired, so grab it now while it lasts! It’s going to change too.
Wait, are they ending this show already? (They aren’t. Matt’s leaving. Mack will be back in December.) This was secretly a minisode?
And holy bejeebus, Mack actually said his real name for the first time on a podcast! He must be serious!
Anyway, the contact info below is clearly now more important than ever, except for the phone number for a while. Hey, I wonder of they’ll let me take time off now?
There are no highlights this week, because all they did was repeat the fact that they’re going solo over and over. And all the singing is at the very beginning.
Umm…here’s a free online metronome. (You guys are forcing me to make up content here. What did you expect?)
Do you know why there are seven colors in the rainbow?
Does the statue of liberty belong to New York or New Jersey? Surely between those two states, there won’t be strong opinions:
Here’s a video about bunny ears that has nothing to do with us. Lawsuit time?
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