…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…

Matt Cohen