Episode 12 – Daniel O’Brien (Annotated)

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The Guest: Daniel O’Brien

The Lowdown:

The guys are huge fans of one Daniel O’Brien and he’s the guest on the podcast this week! So, of course, Daniel O’Brien (from Cracked.com, BunnyEars.com, not the famous Olympian) stops by and lets everyone know how he’s doin’, what he’s working on, and his love of Steven Seagal.

Dan grew up in New Jersey being mistaken for Macaulay Culkin (from Final Destination, Little Giants, and Dennis The Menace). Matt goes nuts talking about Ascension Millennium. They go on to more very, very in-depth Corey Feldman references from there.

They then talk about Dan’s book! Cracked.com used to be his home and we get the origin of his book How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country.

At some point Daniel O’Brien uses the phrase “chaotically horny” very casually!

VERSUS: Favorite President In Terms Of Fascination

Everything you need to know about James K. Polk. And then we take a trip down memory lane where we somehow end up at Hitler. Again.

Matt’s Top 7 Choices For President If Matt Cohen Had To Pick Solely From The Cast Of Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

Wrestling! Stormy Daniels!

VERSUS: Which Pro Wrestler Would Make The Best President? Which President Was The Worst Person At Their Core? Who’s The Smartest President? What Does It Take To Be A President? Who Was The Dumbest President? Who Would Be The Best President To Hang Out With?

THE GAME:

— People Who Had Something To Do With Presidents

— Girls’ Names

The Highlights:

06:08 – 07:25 The Story Of How Daniel O’Brien Got Confused For Macaulay Culkin

07:26 – 12:00 A Whole Damn Thing About Corey Feldman

12:14 – The Origin Of How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

18:00 – The Most Fascinating Presidents

03:22 – Top 7 Choices For President If Matt Cohen Had To Pick Solely From The Cast Of Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

The Links:

Read Daniel O’Brien’s book! How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country.

Here’s that Corey Feldman music video that Cohen was talking about: Ascension Millennium

Also, here’s Daniel O’Brien’s moment-by-moment breakdown of the glorious music video itself.

Follow Daniel O’Brien On Stuff:

Twitter: DOB_INC

Facebook/Instagram: Don’t Follow Him There

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