Macaulay Culkin Needs A New Middle Name
Hi there, Mack here. How’ve you been? That’s great.
I assume you are up to speed on my middle name conundrum. Just in case you aren’t, let’s sum it up real quick:
My middle name is something dumb. Larry? Orange? Honestly, I can’t even remember it. So I asked you all to send in some better options so I can go down to the court house and explain to a judge why I need to change my middle name to something cool.
You sent in hundreds of suggestions and after going through them all, these were my favorite five. Without further ado:
This poll is open till Christmas Eve so I can wake up to a wonderful present from everyone. Sure, I might have gold plated watercraft, and chrome plated invisibility cloaks, but all I want for Christmas is a new middle name. And then you can be all “Oh, you got your wife a beautiful portrait of your family? Well, I chose Macaulay Culkin’s Middle Name.” And they will cry and cry. Don’t be the kind of person who cries on Christmas. Be the kind of person that chooses my new middle name.
Loves, Ya. Mean it!
Alright, now put that on the website. Are you still typing? No, finish with “loves ya” thing, don’t keep writing what I’m saying, I finished.