…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…

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