…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…

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