…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…

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