Santa is the ultimate space daddy and now you may want to get your own but stay away!
Obadiah died in war!
Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.
A woman walks in with a tray of cookies, trips, and knocks herself out cold. That’s just the beginning of the confusing, hilarious holiday hijinks.
All level-headed, thoughtful adults know that Santa is totally real and totally in need of some sweet Christmas presents.
Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!
Honestly, who goes ‘Oh a mug? Fantastic, that’s what I’ve always wanted and had no idea how to get’
Deck the halls with a perfect Christmas tree, you absolutely miserable bastard.
‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’
Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.
And ONLY Billy Corgan.
Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?
What now?
Mmmm mmm!
You’re welcome!
It’s easy!
We’re tired of it!
Give the gift of shade!
He’s pissed.
Move over, Apple.
It’s something every parent wonders.
He’s going to be hunted!
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
Seriously. You have a problem.
