Tag Archives: Christmas
Which Christmas Tree Is Right For Your Empty, Loveless Apartment?
Deck the halls with a perfect Christmas tree, you absolutely miserable bastard.
We Replaced All References To Tiny Tim In ‘A Christmas Carol’ With Baby Yoda
‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’
Uh-Oh…CM Punk Got Seth Rollins As His Double Kayfabe Super Secret Santa
Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.
Which Wrestler Should You Bring To Your Family’s Annual Holiday Fight?
Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?
When To Tell Your Kids That Santa Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation
It’s something every parent wonders.
Let Us Prepare For The Arrival Of Father Depression!
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
Relationship Advice: How Do I Get A Daddy Like Santa?
Santa is the ultimate space daddy and now you may want to get your own but stay away!
Sugar-Free Christmas Cookies Less Disappointing Than Your Incel Son
Nothing sucks the air out of a holiday gathering like sugar-free baked goods and the son with a face only a mother would want to disown.
Surprise Your Loved Ones With This Very Special Yule Log
A woman walks in with a tray of cookies, trips, and knocks herself out cold. That’s just the beginning of the confusing, hilarious holiday hijinks.
Gift Ideas For Santa, Who Is Real, Despite What Liars Say
All level-headed, thoughtful adults know that Santa is totally real and totally in need of some sweet Christmas presents.
Tips for Throwing a Great Christmas Party Despite the Ongoing Mass Extinction
Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!