Butt Stuff

Taking care of my health is very important to me. But I’m a very busy woman and I don’t have the time to keep track of which vitamins, minerals, and birth controls I’ve ingested in the past 24 hours. That’s why I’m so in love with the vitamin tampons trend. So convenient for an on-the-go […]

We know you’re probably sick of reading lemon-stuffing articles. Almost every lifestyle blog has been pumping these out like, well, butt lemons. But we promise this definitive guide to lemon stuffing will be the last article you ever have to read about stuffing lemons up your butt! Bunny Ears has your back (which will soon […]

We’re saying ‘yes’ to summer and ‘no more’ to your lawsuits!

We as a society place a lot of restrictions on ourselves when it comes to relationships. But I’m here to let you know it’s OK to be spontaneous. Happy, even! As long as your sexual proclivities are between two (or more) consenting adults you can just feel free to go right on and let your […]

Stop treating your A-hole like your B-hole.

We’ve got the ‘sticking stuff up your butt’ beat covered, thanks.

They are connoisseurs of tushie excellence.

Bleaching your butthole is out. Bleaching then TIE-DYING your butthole is very in.

“It is what it is.”

Bling out that b-hole!

It’s a legitimate question.

Do you want to be part of the problem, or the solution?

Anal beads are incredibly versatile.

See our curated list.

A butt plug? Or perhaps a rubber fist?

Have you tried The Vitamin Shoppe?

His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.

FYI!

Have you thought about an indoor hammock?

Yum!

There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.

They talk about sex, intimacy, and (yes) butt stuff.

Ink is beautiful.

They’re like regular hickeys, but on your butt.

The advice for taking a big old honker of a butt plug is the same advice that’s going to help you power your bottom through your podcast’s third rebrand.

No need to thank us.