Interior Design Ideas That Hide Your Suspended Bondage Fetish

April 4, 2022 by , featured in Butt Stuff, Lifestyle
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So you have a suspended bondage fetish—but your home can’t be a sex dungeon all the time. There are just certain moments in life when you shouldn’t have your harness and chains dangling out for all the world to see—like during book club. Luckily, there are a wealth of tasteful interior design techniques that can help keep your home life and FetLife separate.

Hanging Indoor Planters

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We know you spent hours looking for the proper studs in the ceiling so you and your partner(s) could hang on display, upside down, and/or spread eagle for full and healthy sexual expression. So camouflage the harnesses by using the ropes, chains, and rigging as hanging indoor planters. We recommend ferns and other plants with long, drapey leaves to easily cover up metallic rings and built-in chastity devices.

A Handy Pull-Up Bar (You Know, For Fitness!)

Any and all spreader bars installed in the ceiling are now pull-up bars. To convince people of this, you’ll have to do pull-ups. It’s the only way to sell the lie (plus, they’re a good exercise for your particular fetish anyway. Strong shoulders and chest muscles can help you flex and tighten ropes with less fatigue next playtime).

Indoor Family Camping

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Got an inverted suspension rig frame? Toss a tarp over it and now you have an indoor tent! If anybody asks, you love indoor camping and it’s totally normal, and if anyone questions it, they’re the weirdos. Sure, one can argue that indoor camping is far less common of an activity than being helplessly lifted from the ground, limbs bound and spread, totally at the mercy of whatever psychosexual ideas occur to your Dom/me, but they won’t dare refute it.

But What to Do with the Anal Hooks?

Then there are the anal hooks. Unfortunately, anal hooks only look like, well, anal hooks. Your guests will 100% know what they are, and also probably realize that the hooks have, in fact, been inside your anus. However, if you hang the hook on a nail just right it can look like (and double as!) a mounted coat hanger. Just be sure to thoroughly clean off any poop residue—no one wants to leave with a poopy jacket (not to mention it will be really hard to explain. Trust us).

Let us know if there’s any tasteful ways to obscure a suspended bondage fetish we may have missed!

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