Cool Shit You Can Buy Instead Of Sending Your Dumb Kids To College!
Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?
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A Guide For First-Time Fathers Who Are Also Frankensteins
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My New Year’s Resolution Is To Shove My Son Back Up In There
I gave birth to him, and I can un-give it.
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It might be uncomfortable, but it’s necessary.
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When To Tell Your Kids That Santa Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation
It’s something every parent wonders.