Katie Goldin’s Golden Rules

Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They're weird, they're funny, and they're always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You'll never see the same joke twice! That's a Bunny Ear Guarantee!

Bunny Buns


Penguin Humor


Giraccident


Shear Beauty


Squirrel Ambition


Bearly Dead


Bad Eggsplanation


Bah Croix


Frog Puberty


Dog Connoisseur


Snakeboarder


Quackers


Dorothy Camel


Pup-up-Assvertisement


dogparanoia



Chicken of the Sea


Turd Addiction


To The Flame


Garnish


Kangaroo Mom


Spinning a Yarn


millennialdog


Octopus Fashion Struggles


Pelican Frat


Snake Diet


Flamingo Pervert


Bees


Orion’s Cat


Baby Bird


Corn


Worm Spaghetti


Hi Fellas


Porkupine


Dogbuttsucker


Clam Bathroom


Babooon


Alligator & Bird


Chicken Easter


Opossum Funeral


Armadillo


Goldfesh


Good Luck


Skully Christmas


T-Rex Jump-rope


Kiss Zebra


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The T-Rex just needs a bigger rope. *Hands T-Rex super long jump rope and pats him on head* There ya go, buddy.
Katie,
You dare tease us with a paltry 3 Garfield erotic images? I have no choice but to assume there is a cache of Garfield erotica to shame the Epstein estate somewhere on your hard drive, or in the cloud, that I can peruse today. If not, you must learn that the violent trolling of my meme group will be cut tragically short without more saucy, steamy, and just-plain-wrong Garfield smut to spam. If you are comfortable inflicting this kind of INJUSTICE onto the unsuspecting public, fine. But I ask you this, how many INNOCENT LIVES are you willing to SACRIFICE to get that corner office? How far is too far, before you realize it’s too late to go back? When you look into the mirror do you even recognize the stooge that stares back? Take a good hard look at yourself, Katie; or link me to more AROUSING Garfield touchings.
Love,
Dave
Yes, I’ll take two whatever he’s having…but really (politely shoving Dave aside) Katie, my dear, you are charmingAF. Where do I get my gear? Please add me to all of your lists.