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The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.

Was it Wade Duck? Or perhaps Orson Pig?

He’s marrying an orc or whatever.

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

And yours can, too!

The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?

Should we slide a magazine under the door or something?

We’ve ignored this for too long.

He has some deeply uncomfortable things to say about Anatolian Shepherds on YouTube.

I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.

Oops.

Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)

It’s a legitimate question, okay?

The people of 1597 should be ashamed.

Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.

Bunny Ears got to sit down with the relationships of Clueless to see how they’re doing now.

My wife isn’t thrilled either.

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This is how you learned to eat your feelings.

Many have tried. Few have succeeded.

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

You can do this.

“It is what it is.”

I still don’t know why.

There’s so many!

Many of those afflicted go untreated.

Finally!

Spoiler alert: There’s gonna be aliens!

He’s apparently all about “big, juicy brains.”

I’ve thought about this a lot.

Wow!

Like ‘Fluorite Amarillo Page,’ and more!

‘Alas for Baby Yoda, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!’

Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.

‘The Earth was created in six days, and Luchasaurus was not a part of it.’

Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?

R.I.P!

So please, stop asking.

Pro wrestlers LOVE the holidays!

Your fate awaits.

It was for ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ or something?

It’s a legitimate question.

SPOILER ALERT!