Galaxys For Hire
Two outlaw sisters go on the run from an army when they learn the ship they’ve called home is the final puzzle piece of an ancient giant robot capable of unmaking reality. A sex-bot army and the secret history of the universe will follow!
Philosopher Immanuel Kant is Coming to ‘Tekken 7’
Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.
The Worst Places To Challenge For The 24/7 Title
From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.
What ‘Back To The Future’ Gets Wrong About Almost Having Sex With Your Mom
Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.
Which Member of GWAR Should You Hire To Tutor Your Child?
The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?
‘Star Wars’ Characters You Think You Are When You’re Really Jabba’s Rat Friend
You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?
Hunting Care Bears: Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should
Protecting endangered cartoon animals like the Care Bears is a moral duty
The Best Foods To Eat In Your Room While Your Parents Fight Downstairs
This is how you learned to eat your feelings.
Our Breeding Experiment Went Awry So Please Buy All These Gremlindoodles
Please buy them. We beg you.
Life Lessons From The Sims—Like Selling Your Windows For Cash!
Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!
Has ‘Mario Kart’ Contributed To Climate Change?
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
Indie Wrestling Superstars You’ve Never Heard Of (Because They’re Babies)
Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.
Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!
So You Called Mr. Feeny’s Name During Sex. Now What?
Your worst nightmare has come true. You called Mr. Feeny’s name during sex. You’ve always appreciated a distinguished gentlemen, and, in the throes of passion, you’ve let out a “Fee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ny!” louder and more impassioned than Eric Mathews himself could ever muster. Don’t worry—you’re not the first person this has happened to, and there are some […]
Everything We Want In The Inevitable C+C Music Factory Biopic
It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.
3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?