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Why did this have to happen?

Just ask WWMPD: “What Would My Penguin Do?”

Two outlaw sisters go on the run from an army when they learn the ship they’ve called home is the final puzzle piece of an ancient giant robot capable of unmaking reality. A sex-bot army and the secret history of the universe will follow!

Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.

We investigate.

From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.

Can you say slap bracelets?

For the every day Juggalo.

Like she’ll DEFINITELY remember your face.

Cancel culture gets us all eventually.

HINT: It’s not money

Finally!

Dress to impress! With skulls.

The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?

You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?

He’s a very good boy.

It’s cruel and unusual.

Like your nephew’s Bar Mitzvah!

Protecting endangered cartoon animals like the Care Bears is a moral duty

This is how you learned to eat your feelings.

(They’re ‘totally not just waiting around for Shane.’)

You know? What’s his name.

Remember?

You never looked inside! Dumb!

Please buy them. We beg you.

Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!

I need this guys. A lot.

It’s a legitimate question, okay?

‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’

We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.

He changed my life.

Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.

Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!

Was it Wade Duck? Or perhaps Orson Pig?

There are so many solid options.

Your worst nightmare has come true. You called Mr. Feeny’s name during sex. You’ve always appreciated a distinguished gentlemen, and, in the throes of passion, you’ve let out a “Fee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ny!” louder and more impassioned than Eric Mathews himself could ever muster. Don’t worry—you’re not the first person this has happened to, and there are some […]

Sobble is good at ‘hiding and crying.’

It’s what the Lord demands.

It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.

Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?

It’s so insulting.

Hint: It involves bears.

It was 1997, and we ruled the mean streets of Gotham.