‘Absolute Carnage’ Reading List Includes ‘Beowulf’ To Taco Bell Sauce Packets
Do you want to understand this shit or not?
4 Times Brock Lesnar Definitely Fell In Love During A Match
Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.
Due To Economy, Castlevania Now Available For Rent On AirBnb
Even Lord Dracula needs supplemental income these days.
Yes, You Can Be Intimate With Someone With Scissor Hands. Here’s How
This is something we’ve thought about. A lot.
The Winner Of Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury Gets To Keep The Loser’s Hands
WWE is apparently attempting to “raise the stakes.”
Off The Top Of My Head, Here’s What I Think ‘Death Stranding’s’ Going To Be About
Because it could literally be about fucking anything.
5 Times Jim Cornette Was A Pretty Chill Dude—As Told By Vince Russo
Like that time he loaned me a pen.
Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Comparing Every Man To The Goblin King
It will only lead to disappointment.
Allison Mack Wants The CW To Know She’s Hella Available For ‘Crisis On Infinite Earths’
Her schedule is apparently “wide open.”
ICP’s ‘Clown Jewel’ Officially Going Head-To-Head With WWE’s ‘Crown Jewel’
‘Clown Jewel’ is slated to take place in Springville, Indiana.
‘Death Stranding’ Pee Mode Makes Your Hands Smell Like Norman Reedus’s Piss
We’re trying our best to get on board.
Just Dance 2020 To Offer “I’ll Be Over At The Bar” DLC
“It comes with moves like head nods and light toe-tapping.”
WWE Publicist Switches To Mainlining Xanax For Next Crown Jewel PPV
It’s just ‘to get him through the week.’
Nostalgia Alert! Nintendo Switch Online Is Bringing Back Your Dead Grandma
Reviving yet another classic!
Remembering The Doping Scandal That Rocked ‘Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games’
‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’
Eric Bischoff’s Greatest Accomplishments As Executive Director Of SmackDown
He figured out the coffee machine!
We Can Tell Your Personality Based On What You See In Rorschach’s Mask!
Find out what the vigilante antihero says about you!
WWE Scrambles To Resurrect André The Giant At Saudi Prince’s Request
Vince McMahon is reportedly “very stressed.”
‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Is FAR Too Scary For Me And My Highly Sensitive Boys
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
Galaxy’s Edging: Crafting The Perfect Lightsaber For Her Pleasure
Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
I Went Down Four Pant Sizes On The Matter-Eater Lad Diet
You can eat whatever you want—as long as it’s not food!
We’re Sorry, But Fatboy Slim Has Rebranded Himself As ‘Fatboi Thicc’
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
WWE Crown Jewel 2019 Spoilers (From The Future!)
We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.