Galaxy’s Edging: Crafting The Perfect Lightsaber For Her Pleasure
Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
I Went Down Four Pant Sizes On The Matter-Eater Lad Diet
You can eat whatever you want—as long as it’s not food!
We’re Sorry, But Fatboy Slim Has Rebranded Himself As ‘Fatboi Thicc’
It’s not our fault, but we feel the need to apologize.
WWE Crown Jewel 2019 Spoilers (From The Future!)
We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.
Will Someone Smarter Please Explain ‘Powers Of X’ To Me?
‘Like, some of it is in the future? Or several alternate futures?’
‘WWE 2K20’ Announces ‘Brock Lesnar Contract Microtransaction’ Feature
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
Everyone’s Returning For ‘Crisis On Infinite Earths’—Even Your Dad
The creative decision leaves far more questions than answers.
What Could This Leaked Picture Of A Skateboarding Yoda Action Figure Mean For ‘Rise Of Skywalker’?
Who knew Yoda could kickflip so well?
Need Extra Cash? Make Pro Wrestling Your Side Hustle – By Big Boss Man
It’s solid supplemental income.
Kofi Kingston Is ‘Frantically Checking Items Off His Bucket List’ Before Brock Lesnar Match
‘This has nothing to do with Brock Lesnar,’ Kingston said while swimming with dolphins.
Macaulay Culkin Hired A Book Curator To Help Him Collect All 7 ‘Harry Potter’ Books
‘They represent over half of all books known to exist.’
‘Hell In A Cell Phone Store’ And Other Forgotten Cell-Themed Matches
We took a look back in honor of Hell in a Cell 2019.
Christian Wrestling Indie Federation Gears Up For “Heck On A Deck” PPV
Featuring Greg ‘Good Guy with a Gun’ vs. The Abortion Stopper!
What’s It Going To Take To Get You Into A Hell In A Cell Today?
Rust-proofing is free, blood-proofing costs extra.
Speedrun Your Way To Wellness, Any%, Deathless (Hopefully)
It’s the fastest way to take back your life.
Lesser-Known ‘Terminator’ Characters We Wish Were Playable In ‘Gears 5’
‘Take hiding to the next level with the cowardly Dr. Silberman!’
AEW To Debut On TNT Between Two Airings Of ‘The Shawshank Redemption’
The film will also air later that night.
Make Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend Easier By Thinking Of It Like A Boss Fight
Put in the code for infinite empathy.
I Tried The ‘Link’s Awakening’ Reboot And The Chickens Have Unionized
It’s really the only major change.
‘Tropico 6’ To Feature Enormous New Island, ‘Acirema’
It’s apparently the most dysfunctional nation yet!
AEW Inspired Me To Do More “Cowboy Shit” But I Think I’m Doing It Wrong
Have you ever tried making hay?