Which Member of GWAR Should You Hire To Tutor Your Child?
The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?
‘Star Wars’ Characters You Think You Are When You’re Really Jabba’s Rat Friend
You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?
Hunting Care Bears: Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should
Protecting endangered cartoon animals like the Care Bears is a moral duty
The Best Foods To Eat In Your Room While Your Parents Fight Downstairs
This is how you learned to eat your feelings.
Our Breeding Experiment Went Awry So Please Buy All These Gremlindoodles
Please buy them. We beg you.
Life Lessons From The Sims—Like Selling Your Windows For Cash!
Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!
Has ‘Mario Kart’ Contributed To Climate Change?
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
Indie Wrestling Superstars You’ve Never Heard Of (Because They’re Babies)
Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.
Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!
So You Called Mr. Feeny’s Name During Sex. Now What?
Your worst nightmare has come true. You called Mr. Feeny’s name during sex. You’ve always appreciated a distinguished gentlemen, and, in the throes of passion, you’ve let out a “Fee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ny!” louder and more impassioned than Eric Mathews himself could ever muster. Don’t worry—you’re not the first person this has happened to, and there are some […]
Everything We Want In The Inevitable C+C Music Factory Biopic
It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.
3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?
How I Quit Being One Of Coolio’s Illegal Street Racers And Took Back My Life
It was 1997, and we ruled the mean streets of Gotham.
I Shot The Dog In ‘Duck Hunt’ And It Really Messed Me Up
Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.
The Small Wonder Cast: Where They Are Literally Right Now
We tagged them with GPS trackers, like a bunch of wild animals
Never-Before-Heard And Completely Mundane Tales Of Andre The Giant
Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.
I Dressed Like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater For A Week And I Still Can’t Kickflip
I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.
I’m Just A Boy Who Loves His Blob (Yes, Sexually)
If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.