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Finally!

Dress to impress! With skulls.

The Berserker Blothar? Or perhaps Bonesnapper?

You probably thought you’d be Rey. Or maybe Han?

He’s a very good boy.

It’s cruel and unusual.

Like your nephew’s Bar Mitzvah!

Protecting endangered cartoon animals like the Care Bears is a moral duty

This is how you learned to eat your feelings.

(They’re ‘totally not just waiting around for Shane.’)

You know? What’s his name.

Remember?

You never looked inside! Dumb!

Please buy them. We beg you.

Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!

I need this guys. A lot.

It’s a legitimate question, okay?

‘I sleep 18 hours a day, man.’

We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.

He changed my life.

Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.

Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!

Was it Wade Duck? Or perhaps Orson Pig?

There are so many solid options.

Your worst nightmare has come true. You called Mr. Feeny’s name during sex. You’ve always appreciated a distinguished gentlemen, and, in the throes of passion, you’ve let out a “Fee-hee-hee-hee-hee-ny!” louder and more impassioned than Eric Mathews himself could ever muster. Don’t worry—you’re not the first person this has happened to, and there are some […]

Sobble is good at ‘hiding and crying.’

It’s what the Lord demands.

It’s the movie we’ve all been begging for.

Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?

It’s so insulting.

Hint: It involves bears.

It was 1997, and we ruled the mean streets of Gotham.

Many have tried. Few have succeeded.

Here are our full findings.

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

We tagged them with GPS trackers, like a bunch of wild animals

Like that time he drank moderately and turned in early.

My childhood dream came true!

Reach Altered Beast state.

I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.

“I’ve got some tips for you, chicos.”

If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.

Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls!