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Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.
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Hunting Care Bears: Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should
Protecting endangered cartoon animals like the Care Bears is a moral duty
Our Breeding Experiment Went Awry So Please Buy All These Gremlindoodles
Please buy them. We beg you.
Life Lessons From The Sims—Like Selling Your Windows For Cash!
Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!
Has ‘Mario Kart’ Contributed To Climate Change?
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
Indie Wrestling Superstars You’ve Never Heard Of (Because They’re Babies)
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Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
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Everything We Want In The Inevitable C+C Music Factory Biopic
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3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
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How I Quit Being One Of Coolio’s Illegal Street Racers And Took Back My Life
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Galaxys For Hire
Two outlaw sisters go on the run from an army when they learn the ship they’ve called home is the final puzzle piece of an ancient giant robot capable of unmaking reality. A sex-bot army and the secret history of the universe will follow!
Katie Goldin’s Golden Rules
Weekly comics from the mind of Bunny Ears writer Katie Goldin. They’re weird, they’re funny, and they’re always so pretty! The Goldin Rules always offers something different! You’ll never see the same joke twice!
Ana’s Dollhouse Presents: Art Friends
Welcome to Art Friends. A weekly web-comic brought to you by Ana Bagayan, the creator of viral-hit Ana’s Dollhouse!