The New Macaulay Culkin Video Game Lets You Control Mack in Real Time 

June 11, 2019 by , featured in Macaulay Culkin, Video Games
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Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be former child star Macaulay Culkin? Well wonder no more, because now you can be Mack for a few hours out of your day—if not all day. We’re  launching a Macaulay Culkin video game called S’Culkin Around, which allows you to control My Girl star Macaulay Culkin both on your console screen and in real life. The announcement was just made at the E3 video game conference.

The Macaulay Culkin video game is the next evolution in both video game technology and voodoo magic. In S’Culkin Around, you can make Mack do things like wave at friends, play other video games, and watch the Home Alone movies even though he truly doesn’t want to—all in real time.

Mack took the stage at E3 to announce the game, as well as gave the crowd a demonstration of how it works. “I make caca in my butt-butt. Kevin McCallister rules! Oh, and also you can make me say stuff,” said Culkin. “You don’t always have to go to caca and butts, though. I would appreciate it if you didn’t, because what you make me do in this game, I have to do in my real, actual life. I don’t know why they programed it like that. I asked them not to. Poo poo farts! Ha ha. Real funny, guys.”

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A small group of fans were given the chance to play S’Culkin Around and control actual Macaulay Culkin at the E3 conference, and so far, most people just made him answer the question, “I thought you died ten years ago?” which we would like to point out isn’t even a real question.

Again, please keep in mind that anything and everything you make Mack do on screen has real world consequences which impact both Macaulay Culkin and the immediate people around him. We hope you have fun with the game, but also exercise some degree of both caution and accountability. Please. He’s begging you.

 


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