Tag Archives: Video Games

This always happens to me!

It’s sure to probably work. Maybe?

Be afraid.

The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.

He’s marrying an orc or whatever.

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.

I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.

Oops.

Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)

A deep dive.

“It is what it is.”

I’ve thought about this a lot.

It was for ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ or something?

Your new girlfriend is NOT gonna be happy.

It’s unbelievably graphic!

There’s literally no downside.

Check it out!

Here’s why.

Even Lord Dracula needs supplemental income these days.

The ‘mature’ DLC got unnecessarily dark.

It’s worth a shot!

Because it could literally be about fucking anything.

We’re trying our best to get on board.

Finally!

They have zero regard for arena etiquette.

“It comes with moves like head nods and light toe-tapping.”

Reviving yet another classic!

‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’

Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.

Be sure to bring hand sanitizer!

Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.

Do you prefer docking or undocking?

He’s pushing 50. Show some respect.

It’s the fastest way to take back your life.

‘Take hiding to the next level with the cowardly Dr. Silberman!’

Put in the code for infinite empathy.

It’s really the only major change.

It’s apparently the most dysfunctional nation yet!

And it’s still all my fault.

I want answers.

We’re deeply sorry.

Wow.

These have been buried for years.