Reviving yet another classic!
‘It’s-a me! The head of the IOC here to strip you of your medals.’
Branklin and Conch can’t even get through the trailer.
Be sure to bring hand sanitizer!
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
He’s marrying an orc or whatever.
Do you prefer docking or undocking?
He’s pushing 50. Show some respect.
It’s the fastest way to take back your life.
‘Take hiding to the next level with the cowardly Dr. Silberman!’
The first stage of grief is harder than the last stage of Forest of Illusion.
Put in the code for infinite empathy.
It’s really the only major change.
It’s apparently the most dysfunctional nation yet!
And it’s still all my fault.
I want answers.
We’re deeply sorry.
Wow.
These have been buried for years.
He now works at a mid-level corporate acquisitions firm.
Like deep inside a mountain!
You’re gonna feel so, so good.
Kant (1724-1804) was a figure of great influence in the areas of epistemology, ethics, and ass-kicking.
We investigate.
Cancel culture gets us all eventually.
You never looked inside! Dumb!
Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!
I need this guys. A lot.
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
It’s what the Lord demands.
Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he’d be scarred for life.
Reach Altered Beast state.
If you have a problem with that, you can get out of my life.
Mmmm, plastic!
Take the blue pill, take the red pill, take all the pills from Dr. Mario. (Except for the red-blue one.)
It debuted at E3.
Oops.
It’s not a chair, probably?
“It’s-A Me! Mario!” and other classics.
X-Box controllers are expensive. Try throwing these unimportant things instead.
I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.
Why me?
Everyone told me a male game developer shouldn’t try to make a feminist video game about the gender pay gap. But I did it anyway.
Oh gross, they barfed in this excerpt. C’mon!
More than 150 million Americans play video games, many online. And from what we’ve heard, online gaming is apparently one of the most toxic environments around.
