Hana Michels has written for The Hard Times, Funny Or Die, McSweeney's, Shout Factory, Splitsider and others because her parents are therapists.
I Said ‘Yes’ To Everything For A Day And It Was Horrifying
As a woman in 2019, I do not recommend.
I Tried The ‘Link’s Awakening’ Reboot And The Chickens Have Unionized
It’s really the only major change.
I Put A Stink Bomb In The Truck Near The S.S. Anne And You Missed It!
You never looked inside! Dumb!
The Most Obnoxious Ways To Come Out As Sapiosexual
Some self-described Sapiosexuals are pansexual and pretentious, but others are just pretentious. You’re smart, you fuck smart, and everyone should know it.
We Tested All The Lubes And Now We’re Exhausted
It was very much not okay in the end.
Our Recipe For Trapped Spider Mug Cake
Everyone loves mug cake! It’s fast, easy, and impossible to see what’s inside the mug once you’ve begun making it. Here’s how we happened upon this recipe.
I Planned A Destination Funeral And The Guests Are So Selfish
I’m not asking for much.
The Best Life Insurance For Your Soon-To-Be-Dead Husband
Say you already know your healthy husband is about to die from mysterious causes. Which life insurance policy should you choose for him?
What Is Hentai And Why Are Your Kids Powerless Against It?
Jesus Christ, really? I can’t wait to see the suggested ads on this one.
The Modern Loneliness Epidemic That’s Affecting You And Only You
No one else feels lonely. Ever. It’s just you, the person reading this piece right now.
I’m Not The Writer Of This Article, I’m Just Burgling Her Apartment
She just fell asleep while submitting a piece and I’ve never been published before so, wow!
This Ladies’ Brunch Is A Front For Selling Candles, Isn’t It?
Fucking again with this shit?