Hana Michels has written for The Hard Times, Funny Or Die, McSweeney's, Shout Factory, Splitsider and others because her parents are therapists.
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
As a woman in 2019, I do not recommend.
They’re incredibly distracting.
It’s really the only major change.
You never looked inside! Dumb!
Some self-described Sapiosexuals are pansexual and pretentious, but others are just pretentious. You’re smart, you fuck smart, and everyone should know it.
It was very much not okay in the end.
Everyone loves mug cake! It’s fast, easy, and impossible to see what’s inside the mug once you’ve begun making it. Here’s how we happened upon this recipe.
I’m not asking for much.
Say you already know your healthy husband is about to die from mysterious causes. Which life insurance policy should you choose for him?
Jesus Christ, really? I can’t wait to see the suggested ads on this one.
It’s for the best.
No one else feels lonely. Ever. It’s just you, the person reading this piece right now.
She just fell asleep while submitting a piece and I’ve never been published before so, wow!
Fucking again with this shit?
Let’s save the planet together!
